Building a DataWarehouse Developer Resume as a star schema

Hello,
It may sound unusual , I just had the idea to build my resume in a Star schema style, i mean literally to send my resume as a dimensional diagram view, and maybe also to add a BI report view to show the information about the resume.

I started with the Dimension tables below and would like to ask for your expert point of view and suggestions about the idea in general.



Best Regards,

Advice: Don't be cute.

The thing is, most large companies do not actually read the resumes initially. They use software that scans them, looks for keywords, and prioritizes them based on parameters for the job. Only then does someone start looking at the higher rated submissions.

There is a reason why resumes follow certain formats.